“Your Highness” Go. Away.

Genres: Comedy
Running Time: 1 hr. 42 min.
Release Date: April 8th, 2011 (wide)
MPAA Rating: R for strong crude and sexual content, pervasive language, nudity, violence and some drug use.
Distributors: Universal Pictures

Director: David Gordon Green

JJ Rating: D-

See it again: Never times infinity.
Own it: haha, funny.
Recommend it to: middle schoolers who are failing.
Worth seeing in NYC: No.

Good
James Franco and Natalie Portman

Bad
The list is endless.

No.
Waste of time. All it had in it was Penis. Gay. Penis. Gay. Penis. Why not gay penis? Okay. The Princess Bride is a classic because it’s not only funny, it’s witty. It didn’t need a huge helping of gay penis.

The only reason Your Highness didn’t get a F is because I’m nice. And that’s rare. Thank James Franco and Natalie Portman.

I write like: Anne Rice