Running Time: 1 hr. 42 min.
Release Date: April 8th, 2011 (wide)
MPAA Rating: R for strong crude and sexual content, pervasive language, nudity, violence and some drug use.
Distributors: Universal Pictures
Director: David Gordon Green
JJ Rating: D-
See it again: Never times infinity.
Own it: haha, funny.
Recommend it to: middle schoolers who are failing.
Worth seeing in NYC: No.
James Franco and Natalie Portman
The list is endless.
Waste of time. All it had in it was Penis. Gay. Penis. Gay. Penis. Why not gay penis? Okay. The Princess Bride is a classic because it’s not only funny, it’s witty. It didn’t need a huge helping of gay penis.
The only reason Your Highness didn’t get a F is because I’m nice. And that’s rare. Thank James Franco and Natalie Portman.
I write like: Anne Rice