I See an Atheist
Jacob - 01 - I See an Atheist
Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson
Sounds like I’m an atheist again.
Haley - 02 - Ehmehbleh
Take a Little Piece of My Heart - Janis Joplin
Growl and spit. Growl and spit.
Casey - 03 - Netter (Neat and Better)
Have You Ever Seen Rain - Creedence Clearwater
I swayed back and forth and enjoyed it.
Lauren - 04 - Awe-cool.
Natural Woman - Aretha Franklin
She looks like she’s wearing a grandma diaper. Not pretty. Nope. Powerful ending, way better than the beginning.
James - 05 - Pleasantville
While My Guitar Gently Weeps - George Harrison
The guitar wept and James leaked. I enjoyed it. I do not like that song that much, but it was goodness.
Scotty - 06 - Fantastic Country
That’s All Right, Mama - Elvis Presley
Best of the night so far. Very, very, awesomecoolnessforthewin! Great last note. That shirt was awful. Don’t ever wear it again. Thanks.
Pia - 07 - Ehmehbleh
River Deep, Mountain High - Tina Turner
She is soulless, that’s what I found out tonight. She wear some frumpy clothes.
Stefano - 08 - Great Mountains of Cool
When a Man Loves a Woman - Percy Sledge
Wow, best performance from him of all his…period. Greatness. He just gets better and better and better and better. Just like wine. One of the best performances of the night. Woot woot.
Paul - 09 - Ehmehbleh (VFTW PICK---BORING)
Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
If a train exploded and killed babies it wouldn’t make me a sad as I was watching this. I just wanted to write that. It wasn’t that bad, it just wasn’t that good--either.
Lauren, Jacob and Paul (or Stefano). Paul (or Stefano) will be safe first. Leaving Lauren and Jacob…and I’m going to guess Lauren is going home.
VFTW Retarded Post
So Paul McDonald was in the bottom 3 this past week. He's now clearly at the bottom of the totem pole and the hate is starting to build. This happens to all VFTW picks, and we can't save him completely on our own for long. We need some gullible fools to help us. For Tim Urban, we passed his shirtless pictures around the internet to preteen girls and we were successful at saving him for weeks. We're brainstorming how to save Paul, but our best idea so far is to milk Alabama for all its worth. Remember Ruben Studdard, Bo Bice, and Taylor Hicks? All from Alabama and all in the finals. Alabama residents vote for anyone remotely associated with their state. So if you know anyone from Alabama, it's time to start reminding them that Paul is from the Heart of Dixie. Get on that Facebook and Twitter and hit up your Alabama friends to vote and pass the word along. Paul is such a great Alabama guy, none of those damn Yankees deserve to win. To help with this, we will start referring to Paul as Alabama's Own Paul McDonald on a regular basis. We're subtle. And Paul, you need to do "Sweet Home Alabama" this week for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame week. Call it your Kristy Lee Cook "God Bless the USA" or Casey James "Mrs. Robinson" moment. Trust us, do it and thank us later.
Also FYI- The Alabama flag is just a huge red X. That's totally a VFTW Victory.
What opiate are they on? They are in this realm of grandeur that only masturbation rubs the right way. Or, in this case, they’re giving a hand to each other. Greasy palms and all.
Tim Urban lasted because people liked him. Hard to believe that people don’t come to VFTW for what awesome music they should listen to. VFTW loves sheep. They have a lot that do as they’re told when it comes to voting. Reminds me a lot about certain can doers from the past.
He didn’t do it. Proves they’re not trustworthy. Love how they called Alabamians stupid. VFTW is again showing their racist colors. They be so adorable when they do that.
Until the results show…