Vampires Suck, and so does this Movie

You knew it was going to happen. Just like herpes, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have reappeared and are infecting Hollywood again.

You may remember these two knuckleheads as the guys that brought you every terrible parody movie for the last 10 years (Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie, Scary Movie 1 - 4 and Spy Hard). Now these screenwriters (and I use that term very, VERY loosly) are at it again.

Their new opus is titled "Vampires Suck" - guess which pop culture reference they're going after this time?

Here's the trailer:



After watching this, I am convinced that I could sit in a theater full of screaming 13 year old girls and watch all of the Twilight films in order without so much as a wince of pain, because nothing...I mean NOTHING is as profoundly bad as the garbage these two gentlemen create. The fact that they are still in business is an insult to every struggling screenwriter trying to make a living in Hollywood.

"Vampires Suck" is set to stink up the big screen next month, but apparently the entire film has already been leaked onto the internet. I wont tell you where to look, but its not too difficult to find the torrent.

Seriously: is there ANYONE that thinks these guys are even remotely funny?

2 comments:

Blaze The Movie Fan said...

I won't see this movie, there is no point.

The Judge said...

There's no point to the movie either, but that doesnt stop people from trying to make a few bucks off the lemmings that think this crap is funny.

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