BREAKING NEWS: Robert Pattinson Smells

"He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks." Says a source close to the star.

[With apologies to Perez Hilton for stealing his MS Paint shtick.]

1 comment:

Jonha Ducayag Revesencio said...

Hear,hear. It just sucks that a lot of girls are drooling over Robert when he's actually the contrary of every ideal man should be. Taking a bath seem to be foreign to him and combing seems to be impossible for him to do.

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