With only 12 more days left in this dog and pony show that feels like its been going on for eight years, here are three ads for the McCain campaign, done in the style of John Woo, Kevin Smith and Wes Anderson:
John Woo - they got the artsy, slow-motion shot of the guy firing two guns and diving sideways through the air, but where's the artsy, slow-motion shot of a dove in flight? And the shot of the guy dumping the clip out of his gun needed a close up of the empty magazine bouncing off the ground. Grade: FAIL.
Kevin Smith - not enough deep, philosophical hyperbole and modern comic book references peppered with four letter words. Grade: Pass
Wes Anderson - disjointed, awkward scenes? Check. Random nonsensical background stuff that confuses the audience? Check. Grade: Winner