Seriously... who the hell cares what film opens this weekend? Everything opening this weekend is crap. Pure, unadulterated, unanimously panned, festering piles of cat crap.
Unless you havent seen Dark Knight or maybe Pineapple Express, there is nothing - I repeat NOTHING worth watching in the movie theaters this weekend.
"If you actually pay money to go see "Disaster Movie" you deserve to have your ass handed to you by a mob of knife-weilding girl scouts." - unknown
Hollywood has completely run out of interesting, entertaining movies. Go out and read a book or something.
Happy Labor Day weekend.