I couldnt resist talking about this one:
As part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunk driving, Lindsay Lohan has to work in a morgue.
Sadly not THIS morgue - we could sure use the help. "Woman! Venti Carmal Macchiato. Now!"
However its not much of a punishment: two, four hour shifts, where she will get to look at what happens to a human body when you drink and drive.
Nothing like a little bit of real-life gore to make you reconsider that 5th cosmo at Hyde.