In The Works: A Chipmunk Sequel

"Alvin and the Chipmunks" has grossed over $177 million in the 26 days that the film has been in release.

So you just knew this was going to happen:

MTV is hinting that a sequel to the squirrel-like CGI rodents is being planned, which will include the Chipettes - the female chipmunks that were introduced to young kids who didnt know any better in the 80's, named Jeanette and Eleanor and...(gulp) Brittany:

“There has been a lot of talk about it,” revealed Janice Karman, one of the film’s producers. “A lot of people have been asking about the little girls.”
“I have a big crush on all of them,” insisted “Theodore” voice Matthew Gray Gubler. “I want to see them naked…I’d pay to see that.”

“I would very much like to see that,” laughed Justin “Alvin” Long. “They’re hot. What are you going to do?”

Something tells me they'd probably lose their PG rating if that happened, so I guess that will just have to be left to the bizzare furry fetish freaks for their masturbatory fantasies

I blame every one of you that went to see this silly CGI-laden film and made it such a box office smash hit. Because you all thought it would be a harmless little family film, you are now going to endure the endless parade of merchandise, movie tie-ins, cross-promotional marketing, and ...god, please dont let this come true... songs on the radio.

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