Variety reports that actor John C. Reilly is "ready to sink his teeth" (oh how original) into the staring role in Universal's new Paul Weitz directed vampire flick "Cirque du Freak"
John C. Reilly as a vampire. OK. Now I've seen it all.
What's next? Keanu Reeves as an upper-crust Englishman?
Oh wait... nevermind.