Sorry I missed watching the Emmy awards last night. I decided instead to make little zombie sculptures from toe jam and ear wax. It sounds like my evening was far more entertaining.
Like we expected, no one really gave a rats ass about the Emmy awards.
Neilsen media says the 3 plus hour ego stroke, hosted by Ryan Seacrest was was the lowest watched show in the Emmy's history: A 4.3 rating/11 share among adults 18-49 - which is down 17% from last year's abysmal ratings.