Lindsay Quits Hollywood

Call this "Quote of the Week: part deux"

I know I just did a "quote of the week" but then I read this line from Michael Lohan, Lindsay's Dad after he visited her in her luxury resort rehab center, and I would be remiss if I didn't include such a groundbreaking media announcement as this here at the Morgue.

Lindsay's retirement from Hollywood trumps Kevin Smith's sex symbol status with the gay community any day:
"Lindsay said, 'Daddy, I have done some terrible things and been addicted to drugs, but please believe me, I will never do drugs again. I hate Hollywood and I don't want to work there. I need a break and I am moving away. I will stop hanging around with the people that are bad for me.' "She said she does not want to live in Hollywood, as that is where the evil in her life happens."
Good job Linds, Hollywood made you do it. Hollywood forced that cocaine up your nose in the bathroom stall of Hyde. Hollywood is to blame for your total disregard for the craft of acting or wanting to be anything more than a club-hopping, substance-addicted celebutard, completely out of control.

You're right, Lindsay. It's all Hollywood's fault. Thank you for calling our attention to this and please be sure not to let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

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