Lindsay Gets One Day in Jail

Apparently doing time is the latest trend in Hollywood as all the b-list celebutards seem to be doing it.

First it was Paris getting 45 days for her various acts of drinking and driving, followed by Nicole Richie getting four whole days for "accidentally" driving the wrong way on the foothill freeway while high as a kite on pot.

Sorry "allegedly" high as a kite.

And now it looks like Lindsay Lohan is going to have to spend one day in jail for her not-my-cocaine in my pants, pursuit and road rage against the mother of an assistant that quit just hours before.

Oh my gawd! One whole day? However will she survive?

If you are interested, Variety has the details. I have already written too much about this bitch.

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