The Lindsay Lohan DUI Slideshow

I guess we shouldn't expect Lindsay Lohan to appear at too many press junkets for "I Know Who Killed Me."

This has been just about the only thing the media seems to want to cover lately. Sure they could talk about how 68% of Americans disapprove of what President Bush is doing to fuck up our reputation with the rest of the world, but that's old news. It's far more interesting (and brings in far better ratings) to talk about how a cocaine-snorting, Hollywood bimbo is fucking up her own life.

So Santa Monica's finest arrested Lindsay early Tuesday, booking her on misdemeanor charges of suspicion of driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license AND two felony charges of possession of cocaine and transporting a narcotic into a jail.

I guess that alcohol monitoring bracelet she is supposed to be wearing after her second trip from rehab wasn't working so well.

In a nutshell, the bitch is going down.

First of all, according to California law, driving with a suspended license, when the suspension was for drunken driving, carries a mandatory 10-day jail sentence.

But according to ABC news, if convicted of the drug charges, She could be looking at anywhere from 30 to 180 days of time behind bars.

Of course, the judge may opt that she undergo drug treatment, but in light of the fact that she's already gone to rehab twice, I'm laying odds with Vegas that the Judge might not be so willing to toss her back into some cushy luxury rehab resort.

If she does see some jail time, expect the media to be comparing her problems with Paris' for a long time to come.

In the meantime, while all of this is being sorted out and the media is frantically working on stories to stretch this news cycle as far as it can go, here is a fantastically cruel slide show put together by "EmbiggenX" on YouTube. Bonus points for including Beaker from the Muppets in it.

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