I'm not going to spend a lot of time on this because I feel that far too much has been written already about this mistake with a name. But this...this is just too good to be true.
Paris Hilton has been ordered back to prison to spend her entire sentence behind bars and NOT at home with an ankle cuff that appeared to be the case as of yesterday.
"At no time did I approve the defendant being released from custody to her home on Kings Road," Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer said.
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her parole in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.
Several news agencies have the story already. Here's one of them.
This is schadenfreude at its best, kids. Or Karma. Or something.
Either way, enjoy.