Sure, it probably wont be a nice FPMITA prison like she so desperately needs, but its at least a little justice.
"I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all," Paris stated for the record in LA County Superior Court.
The judge declared bullshit.
Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer said that what Paris has done is "violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related driving case."
"There‘s no doubt she knew her license had been suspended," the judge stated and quickly sentenced her to a whopping 45 days in county lockup.
Her sentence will start on June 5, and the judge made sure she wouldn't be allowed on work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail, or electronic monitoring instead of jail.She got 45 days. Fourty five whole days. What ever will she do?
Honestly: I couldn't care any less about the bitch. I had to find this out through reading someone else's blog. I only report it because I am a fan of schadenfreude and this one definitely brings a smile to my face.
In fact, here is a recipe for schadenfreude pie to enjoy as you read about the hotel heiress and her suspended license, drunk driving ways. According to the recipe, the pie is "Dark, rich and oh so bittersweet."
Seriously, it's not like she's going to be someone's bitch or anything. She'll spend most of her time in a cell a little smaller than her closet and will be kept out of gen pop as much as possible for her safety.
So ciao, bella. Enjoy your stay at our expense.