Anna Nicole Smith finds the best way to get the press' attention.
Of course, the tinfoil hat part of me thinks that all of this is a ploy to quickly and effectively drop out of the unblinking public eye, while watching all the media outlets fall over themselves in their efforts to put together tear-filled, heart string-pulling retrospectives on the life and career of this junoesque, floozy cum-laude.
Far too many words have already been written about this gold digger, so I will just say this:
Ciao Vickie. Thanks for being "so outrageous."