Mistress Dita Divorces Marilyn Manson

TMZ is reporting that Dita Von Teese has filed for divorce from Marilyn Manson. (please note that we are intentionally omitting the over-used prefix "shock rocker" from the usual form of identifying Manson)

TMZ has obtained divorce papers filed by Von Teese, real name Heather Sweet, in Los Angeles Superior Court. In the documents, Von Teese cites irreconcilable differences as the reason for kicking the King of Goth Rock, real name Brian Warner, to the curb. According to Sweet, the couple called it quits on Christmas Eve. Goth humbug!
Kudos to TMZ for getting the scoop, but they lose a point of cool for desperately trying to tie Manson in with the Goth community. Manson is about as Goth as President Bush is honest.

We appreciate the fact that the Paige-esque and deliciously talented Dita has finally opened her eyes to the fact that no one is as good for her as your's truly could be.

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