TomKat Announce the Beginning of the End Times

We knew all along that Tom Cruise would mark the coming apocalypse, we just didn't think it was going to happen so soon.

According to Life Style Extra, Tom Cruise wants to record an album, which would include "You've Lost That Loving Feeling." And end of the world aside, music execs apparently are reluctant to contribute for fear that the Church of Scientology will take all the profits:

The source added: "Music chiefs know it would be a massive hit so they don't want to lose all the money to a bizarre religious following. And record labels are reluctant to be associated with the strange faith. However, Tom is adamant. He said the song is a symbol of their love and Scientology is a basis for their companionship."

See, Tom sang this song (really really badly) in "Top Gun" about a hundred years ago and since singing it for Katie at their wedding, he feels he should record an album that includes it. Never mind the fact that "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" is probably one of the most inappropriate songs to sing at a wedding, right up there with "The Bitch is Back" or "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" but apparently someone was drunk enough to inform Tom that he sang well.

So pack your bags and get ready for the short ride to Hell folks. It only a matter of time before the four horsemen come galloping along (sponsored by the Church of Scientology, of course)


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