Halloween night was not a good night for one X17 photographer. As the story goes, he managed to get a few good shots of Paris being an allegedly stoned, sex-starved princess. (we say ALLEGEDLY instead of TYPICAL due to the fact the photog pussied out and handed over the evidence). The story, however is at least worth a read.
Click here to watch the uneventful, dark, and hard to hear aftermath where, in the face of an overinflated bodyguard, if you listen carefully, you can actually hear the photographer's balls dissappearing into thin air.