Kanye West Looses Best Video award, Wins Giant AssHat Award Instead

Poor Kanye: He won the award for Best Hip Hop artist at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night, but that wasn't what he wanted. See, he spent a lot of money on his music video "Touch the Sky" and then it didn't win.

Poor, poor Kanye.

It appears that during MTV's big stroke fest, Kanye just couldn't restrain himself and had to vent: [CAUTION: we made it a point to personally remove the cutesy censor marks over the bad words, so please don't read if you are offended by naughty language.]
Crashing the stage as winners Justice and Simian collected their silverwear [sp] for 'We Are Your Friends', the hip hop star spat, "Fuck dis! (My video) cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons and shit! If I don't win, the awards show loses credibility. Nothing against you (J&S), but hell man."
At the press conference later, Kanye wasn't quite done making a total ass of himself.

"That is complete bullshit, I paid a million. Obviously it's not all about the money, but the response it got transcended everything, it really made great TV. It took a month to film; I stood on a mountain; I flew a helicopter over Vegas. I did it to be the king of all videos and I wanted to walk home with that award.

"(The reason the other video won) - That was some spread the love bullshit, 'Oh everyone should have an award.' Please press people print, 'Kanye says fuck that!'"

The music awards are voted on by the viewers and not anyone connected to MTV. So technically, it's the people that decided that Kanye's video was full of shit.

So let's all have a moment of silence for the plight of poor, poor Kanye West.

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