Your Dog is a Talentless Hack

Since I don't have access to AP directly, CBS2.com is reporting that disgruntled pet owners that have paid good money to get their pooches on TV are suing the animal talent agency for not getting them work.
Rachel Armstrong said she enrolled her Rottweiler, Goliath, with the agency because his "cool" demeanor made him a natural for music videos.

But all it got Goliath was a brief appearance on "The Tyra Banks Show" that wound up on the cutting room floor.
Poor little Goliath's dreams of mounting Paris Hilton's bitch (no not Nichole Ritchie, the other one) and puking up Dom Perignon in front of Hyde have been swept away like so much stray fur on a velvet couch.

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