Tori Hops on the Celebrity Limelight Bandwagon

Access Hollywood broke the news we've all been waiting for: Tori Spelling has officially announced that since her reality television show based loosely on her life lasted about a nanosecond and was only seen by three people in New Jersey that had grown tired of 90210 re-runs, the best way to get her ass back into the paparazzi viewfinders is to follow in the footsteps of Tomkat and Brangelina and get knocked up.
And the signs were all there -– she wasn't drinking and spent most of the time taking it easy.
Wow. That's some seriously impressive powers of deduction you have there, Colombo. After all, who goes to Jamaica to take it easy, right? There MUST be some other reason.

So there you have it. You may now all return to the normally scheduled business of not giving a shit.

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