Simons' new Stink

Simon Cowell has decided that there is just not enough of him to go around, so he's going to team up with a cologne manufacturer to help the whole world smell a little more like him.
"There's this cologne I really like and it's not very well known, so I'm thinking of partnering up with them and giving it my name,"
Dont forget, that if spraying Simon all over your manliness is not in your bag, perhaps the cheesiness of David Hasslehoff might be more your style.

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