Quick Hits for Wednesday

Here is some insight into the wonderfully weird world of Hollywood:


Dr. Phil buys a house in a quiet mid-Wilshire neighborhood, then fills it with drug addicts, racists and miles of support equipment and crew necessary to videotape and document the goings on. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

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Dr. McDreamy gets throttled by an enraged Dr. Burke. - and if you know who those people are by their character names, you really need to be watching better television.

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Barbra Streisand drops the F-bomb on a heckler. Apparently this is big news.

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The house from "A Christmas Story" becomes a tourist attraction - I guess the owner of the house finally decided to cash in on people driving up to his place for the past 23 years.

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Jack Osbourne blames his sister for his blueballs:
"She scares them off! I'll be with a girl and Kelly will go, 'You're ugly! Fuck off!' "She may be right but that's why I haven't had sex for four months!"
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Kate Winslet
declares Jack Black the sexiest film star she has ever worked with. Entire world blinks quietly in disbelief.

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Big surprise here: Texas Chainsaw Massacre is not a very good movie

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