Paris Tries to Hide From Her Bad Film Choices

Paris Hilton is starting to realize that perhaps her choice of film roles is not quite up to the caliber of quality as her newly released CD.

In the cinematic equivalent of farting in an elevator and pretending it wasnt her, It seems that the celebrity famous for being a celebrity has been able to get the premiere of her latest film re-scheduled twice. Which is for a very good reason, according to thebosh.com:
"The movie is horrific," said our source. "It is a limited release that will likely go straight to video. Paris doesn't really want to be associated with it. Her movie career is not exactly booming, and she needs to not be seen as a flop. Also, the movie has a lot of topless women in it, and she is trying to distance herself from the whole porn thing."
Oh come now, who on Earth would POSSIBLY think of Paris Hilton being associated with porn? Terrible music albums, and "leaked" private blowjob videos, maybe.

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