Dr Phil's Shocking Discovery

TMZ is reporting that self-important TV shrink Dr. Phil is having to concede that his diet plan - composed mostly of protein powders, sensible eating habits and an overweight Oklahoma yokle yelling "dont eat so goddamned much"- doesnt really work. Of course, he's not publically saying that, just trying to quietly settle a class-action lawsuit brought against him by a bunch of pissed off fat people to the belt-tightening price of $10.8 million.

Oh well, we cant all be perfect like Richard Simmons, right? I mean, he never makes mistakes.

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